I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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