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  • 83 44
    Submitted by Dannyboy on May 26, 10 at 12:20am

    Just keep dating girls with the same name, never gets confusing....three melissas in a row.Win

  • 61 45
    Submitted by Sneelok on May 26, 10 at 1:21am

    She noticed.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by lev1athan on May 26, 10 at 2:41am

    I'm about 99% sure that I'm the "he" in this text. Seriously. I dunno whether to laugh or cry.

    • 32 36
      Submitted by yumworthy on May 26, 10 at 7:48am

      ya, it is probably you. This kind of thing could only happen to one person, and a text about it is even less likely. I think that makes it pretty clearly you. good call

      • 36 33
        Submitted by bigman on May 26, 10 at 1:22pm

        epic win

      • 36 31
        Submitted by lev1athan on May 26, 10 at 5:40pm

        Just saying. My area code, right time frame. It's uncanny!

  • 49 37
    Submitted by goislesgo on May 26, 10 at 12:37am

    Been there it and it sucks to be called by an asshole ex's name.

    • 28 40
      Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 26, 10 at 3:10am

      my bf's mom called me by the asshole ex's name once. but it was only like the second time she'd met me and the ex had been around for like almost 2 years before me, and she was super embarrassed to have called me that, so i guess it wasn't so bad.

  • 46 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 12:21am

    AaAa

  • 38 37
    Submitted by polomarco on May 26, 10 at 12:07am

    it's always good when your ex starts fooling around with a total idiot.

    • 38 28
      Submitted by Hawk21 on May 26, 10 at 1:16am

      actually it sucks cause you see they left you for an idiot

      • 29 36
        Submitted by SoNotFunny on May 26, 10 at 1:20am

        unless you left them... That's when it's funny cause it makes them look desperate!

        • 34 32
          Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 26, 10 at 3:09am

          even if you didn't leave them, you're like "wow i totally could've done better than you, but i'm the best think that ever happened to you! SUCK ON THAT."

  • 31 33
    Submitted by franniep on May 26, 10 at 2:24am

    I want in your pants. Stantheman.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by whiteknave on May 26, 10 at 9:44am

    Or too drunk to care.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by lsutigers2013 on May 26, 10 at 12:11am

    That happened to me! Haha

  • 28 44
    Submitted by bigman on May 26, 10 at 1:27pm

    is it really that bad...\ncuz NO one EVER calls someone by the wrong name right and every mistake is ALWAYS a Freudian slip\nand a cigar is NEVER just a cigar