Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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