That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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