She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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