O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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