Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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