My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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