Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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