I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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