I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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