I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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