Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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