Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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