Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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