No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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