that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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