glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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