all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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