He is an equal opportunity slut.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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