i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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