i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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