have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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