eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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