It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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