New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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