yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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