i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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