if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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