Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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