dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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