i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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