I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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