Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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