Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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