No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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