MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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