I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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