Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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