I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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