Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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