I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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