Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Two words: blizzard sex
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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