you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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