Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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