Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
they're like a gay fantastic four
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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