he wants to bone in the snuggie
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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