she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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