Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
my liver is dry heaving
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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