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  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:32pm

    hahaha i liked the pest control part..

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:57am

    Fake. Somebody working out their stand up act

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:22pm

    There is an itchy paste in my bum bum! The quiet guy in the corner

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:27pm

    cvs has "expectant mother parking" real talk.

  • 74 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:28pm

    they have expentant mother spots at my mall, i use it all the time. use to get some really nasty looks when i was 16 lol

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:54am

    Do you have to say ever fucking one is fake? Stfu

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:39pm

    It's fake you stupid douche

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:38am

    haha OP fuck your life

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:18am

    12:36, either you live in Texas or you visit there. cause HEB is strictly Texas. and yes many places have expectant mother parking spaces. and who cares if this is fake, its freaking hilarious.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:55pm

    WHAT IS THIS??? SUPERCVS??

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:53am

    proceeded. not preceded.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:58pm

    "Missed a few birth control pills." That's why you always use a condom, too.

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:42pm

    I know a lot of places with expectant mother parking spots..

  • 51 58
    Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:27am

    THAT is the funniest shit ever!!! lol

  • 53 63
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 13, 10 at 1:23am

    I think it's time you save up for an abortion and find a different pussy. The one your with now is a dumb cunt

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:26pm

    This is hilarious, it's just a little prank people chill haha who doesn't like fucking with their boyfriends heads once in a while?

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:36pm

    So "preceded", meaning she asked if it was in the pest control section FIRST then made u park in the expectant mothers spot?

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:08pm

    4:20 . Same here lol .. Deffinately know what u mean .. I hate when people fuck that up .. Like is it rele that hard to spell something correct.? Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:21pm

    What places have an "expectant mother" parking spot? Anyways, fake.

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:55am

    If this is true, ur gf is a bitch.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:43pm

    Dude, if this is your girlfriend, you fucking win. That sounds like the coolest girl ever, haha.

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:20pm

    the next time someone uses that phrase, especially using the incorrect word, i will "proceed to" hunt them down and punch them in the face

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:56pm

    Proceeded* and this sounds more like an FML than a text...

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:27pm

    Funny stuff. I love Zachary David Johnson to deathhhhhh.

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:38pm

    the CVS at arizona state university has an expectant mother spot, which is the 602 area code

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:40pm

    pro-tip: she's a psycho bitch also... rep Kroger! hell yeah

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:20pm

    sounds like the woman of my dreams

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:45pm

    NOOOO! One text with "proceeded to" slipping into TFLN, and the floodgates have opened. Neither text even uses the phrase properly! DON'T WRITE IT TYPE IT TEXT IT! I will proceed to smite the next sender of "proceeded to."

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:56am

    for the record, CVS definitely has expectant mothers' parking!

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:59pm

    hahaha this is soo freakin' hilarious. Love the pest control part.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:35pm

    If the OP is a guy we is the biggest pussy I have ever encountered. She made him go with her to CVS, told him where to park. He probably carries her purse when they go out and sits down to pee. The OP should go to the sports section of CVS and see what a pair of balls looks like

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:16pm

    Uh-oh, somebody needs an abortion!

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:04am

    never put your dick into anything that stupid without a condom.

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:27pm

    She seems like a cunt if SHE missed the birth control pills, and you seem like a pussy if she can boss you around like that. Also:ALWAYS wrap it. Seriously.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:29am

    My kinna bitch. Didn't know they made expectant mother spots at CVS I only saw one at Best Buy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:36pm

    I've only seen the expectant mother parking at Kroger, HEB and Walmart.... CVS is way too small to have one of those.... I agree, someone is working on their stand up act...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:31pm

    This is good - one of my favorites of all time.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:41pm

    Pest control!!! Victory is mine!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:39am

    i dont care if it's fake, I hope it's not tho, because if I was working in that store that day, it would of made my week (hope shes not preggo tho...she'd fail as a mother)

  • 44 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:59am

    Leave her ass there IMO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:21am

    I'm in 9th grade and my dad is in the band foofighters and I don't even think that's funny

  • 40 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:49pm

    our best buy has expectant mother spaces

  • 38 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:54pm

    Haha yeah they should totally start putting birth control in the pest control section

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:55am

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